February 2012
a haiku about school
elewhorerigby:
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
what you said: Im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: Im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people im never coming back I hate you and your cooking sucks
i wanna stab myself in the feelings
fugrats:
read this if u wanna date me
I wanna talk to someone new.
Someone interesting. I wanna start fresh from hello and get to know every little detail about them. Someone who will talk to me in the middle of the night and who will make me smile. There doesn’t have to be an attraction. Just someone to explore. Someone who wants to figure me out.
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
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